peanut butter graham crackers

Dear Peanut Butter Graham Crackers,

I had such high hopes for you. Hopes that you would be light and crumbly and taste grahamy yet peanut buttery. I dreamed about you being a peanut butter crust to a decadent chocolate cheesecake or the ends to a peanut butter s’more. I had hoped that you would be sweet and wonderful, yet you were not. You tasted like a fiber cracker, a dull,  lifeless, boring, flavorless piece of cardboard.

I’m so disappointed. I had to throw you all in the trash, but don’t worry, you’ll be loved there. From the beginning you were intended to be a fiber biscuits, but I thought we could get past that, and I could hep you become beautiful with peanut butter. I have come to find that you cannot be anything more than what you were meant to be. I am sorry, but our relationship is just not going to work out. I wish you the best in your endeavors as you look hopefully at a consumer who might actually like you for your good qualities, you know, the ones that your fiber helps.